1 of 9
SARAH JESSICA'S FLOWERS
It might not be as big as the flower she wore on her dress in the Sex and the City movie, but Parker’s floral accoutrement is certainly larger than any boutonniere we ever put on a prom date’s lapel.
2 of 9
BRANDY'S CHAIN-LINK NECKLACE
We’re pretty sure the singer is in desperate need of a massage after wearing this extra-thick chain all day, since we’re getting a neck cramp just looking at it.
3 of 9
The secrets to perfect porcelain skin: good genes, lots of SPF and a topper with a brim so wide it could even provide shade for the person standing next to her.
4 of 9
If this decides to leave reality TV for a career in welding, the good news is that she already has the oversize safety glasses for the job.
5 of 9
may sing about the rocks that she’s got, but only wears an actual rock around her neck: a necklace featuring a sizable slab of gemstone.
6 of 9
Perhaps the invitation to the event Collins attends didn’t read simply, “A white-tie affair” but rather, “A big white-tie affair.”
7 of 9
We often find ourselves asking our dates to hold our phones, keys or lipstick since our evening bags are so miniscule. But Willis doesn’t need a plus-one to tote her things (even if she were to bring a laptop) since she has a clutch this large.
8 of 9
Another country star has joked that she loves big hair because it makes the rest of her look smaller. seems to apply that logic to her do her jewels. Check out those danglers!
9 of 9
If a cute little handbag is called “arm candy” then the massive one toting should really be referred to as an “arm dessert cart.”