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Who: Kim Kardashian
Where: Headed to a photo shoot in Los Angeles
Diagnosis: This seems to be a recurring case with our patient lately, as she’s chosen many peplum tops and dresses throughout the early stages of her pregnancy. Fine, but this particular pair of pants, while defining our subject’s waistline, has a ruffle right around what’s usually the widest part on any woman: the hips. The off-color animal print induces vertigo, and the too-tight top might make breathing difficult.
Prescription: A day of shopping at a maternity store. With several months to go in her pregnancy, our patient should stock up on flowy, flattering dresses, tops and bump-friendly jeans that say, “ahhh,” not, “AHHH!” We’re glad to see our subject taking such advice to heart already, and hope she continues to use our antidote as prescribed.
Tell us: How would you “cure” Kardashian’s look?