Michele: "You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of...fat, we were still totally cutting edge."
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THE MADONNA TWINS
Michele: "Okay, Romy, you look so good with blonde hair and black roots it's, like, not even funny."
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Romy: "Well we definitely weren't in the A group, but you know, we weren't really in the B group either." Michele: "Oh my God! We weren't in the C group, were we?"
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Romy: "Do you think it's impressive that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years, and I'm a cashier and you're unemployed?" Michele: "Well, not super impressive."
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'90S CLUB SCENESTERS
Romy: "This is, like, the cutest we've ever looked." Michele: "It's definitely the cutest." Romy: "Don't you love how we can say that to each other and know we're not being conceited?" Michele: "Oh I know, no, we're just being honest."
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Michele: "Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay."
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Romy: "So, what do you do?" Suit Salesman: "I'm a suit salesman." Romy: "Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood." [Limps away]
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Romy: "Look what else I got us, little lady." Michele: "Oh my God, it's a flip phone!"
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Romy: "I've been killing myself for eight days, and I gained a pound!" Michele: "That's impossible. Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?"
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POST-IT INVENTOR POWER SUITS
Romy: "Do you have some sort of businesswoman special?"
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Lisa Luder: "Actually, Christie, they've got nice lines, a fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really...not bad."
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"HAVE A ROMY AND MICHELE DAY!"
Romy: "You know what, Michele? I think you are, like, the funnest person I know." Michele: "Me too! With you!"