Another day, another array of bum-baring bikinis. Or at least that seems to be the motto of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian‘s latest vacation. On the off chance you’ve missed every single Tweet, Snapchat, Instagram story, and selfie produced by the biggest reality TV stars in the world this week, the pair are currently celebrating Kourtney’s birthday in Mexico, and what is a tropical trip if not the perfect excuse to put your comprehensive wardrobe of two-pieces on display? The sisters seem to be this responsibility extremely seriously, as they go from beach to boat and back again modeling an impressive assortment of flesh-baring, swim-ready ensembles.
In celebration of the eldest Kardashian’s 38th birthday, Kim packed all of her finest thong apparel, kicking off the week in a vintage Dior printed suit featuring red, yellow and green trim and a buckle at the waist. But for day 2, the Kimoji entrepreneur opted for something slightly more covered up, swapping out the bra top for a grey Dolce & Gabbana t-shirt, knotted at the waist and laced-up the front, which she wore with a simple pair of black thong bikini bottoms by L*Space.
And it seems the reality star was feeling pretty good about her latest look, despite being “fat-shamed” by her friends, writing on Twitter, “Oh and as for me you ask? …I’m just sitting here on the beach with my flawless body.”
This tweet comes after Kim announced on the day prior that her hairstylist Jen Atkin tried to keep her away from an Oreo milkshake by spiking it with alcohol, knowing full well of course that the reality star has long been a committed teetotaler. She doesn’t regret the move either, saying bitterly in one of Kim’s snapchats that, “the Oreo shake was worth it.”
But it seems Jen may have ended up taking a swig from that spiked shake herself, as she found herself inexplicably drunk-braiding the birthday girl’s hair later that day, taking a pic of the center French braid she created while inebriated: “So I did a drunk braid on @kourtneykardash today (It was me drinking). There’s no how-to either…it’s a long story.”
Of course, Kim wasn’t the only one with an arsenal of barely-there two-pieces at her disposal, Kourtney also packed plenty of rear-exposing bikinis, doing cartwheels across the lawn of their rental property in a black Fox Swim top that tied in the back and thong bottoms and going boating the day before in a similar navy blue velvet version from Triangl.
And what would a vacation truly be without some slow-pans of these famous sisters bikini-clad bodies on Snapchat, or as they so succinctly put it “Boats N Hoes.” Now the only question that remains is how are they possibly going to top that theme for Kourt’s 39th celebration?
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