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NOTHING TO WEAR SELFIE
Taking a page from Kim K's Selfish, Heidi knows a skillfully placed camera can make all the difference between a NSFW nude selfie and one that lands you your very own coffee table book.
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Because a scarf is practically a top, just without any guarantee that the piece of fabric is actually strapped to your torso.
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HANDS (OF OTHER PEOPLE)
Why wear a garment when your friend is right there to lend a helping hand?
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CHESTS (OF OTHER PEOPLE)
Your S.O. should always be at the ready to serve as the perfect shield against overexposure.
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AN ARTFULLY ARRANGED DOG
They don’t call them (wo)man’s best friend for nothing.
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TWO ARTFULLY ARRANGED DOGS
And while you're at it, why not go for two dogs so you'll have one for each breast.
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A picnic blanket is a particularly creative choice in covering, but when you think about it, isn't a picnic blanket basically just a wrap dress waiting to be constructed?
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YOUR OWN HANDS
And of course, when all else fails, your own hands are always a foolproof option.