He can recite Ezekiel 25:17 by heart. His audiobook of Go the F–– to Sleep was a runaway hit. And he’s had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane (according to the edited version of his famous Snakes on a Plane rant).
Next up for Samuel L. Jackson: Olympics commentator.
The actor is offering his insight on the Summer Games (and their "putz" announcers) via Twitter, tackling gymnastics, swimming and more with his unique insight. Check out some of the best zingers from his Twitter. (Warning: His account contains NSFW language – although it’s often creatively spelled.) And don’t forget to follow People on Twitter for all your celeb news!
Track & Field
“SERENA WINS GOLD!!!! Bizzy cleaning off the toe of her shoe afta kicking ALL that Sharapova a–! Go USA!”
Rapid Fire Pistol
“Men’s Rapid Fire Pistol is Off da Chain! The glasses, da Gats…no Recoil! Steady hands & nobody’s holdin’ their s– SIDEWAYS!”
General Hatred of Olympic Commentators
“OK, so the Russian almost busts her A– a few times on the BEAM, Damn near FALLS on the dismount & OUR guy says PHENOMINAL?!”
“Announcer dude 1/2 way dogged Gabby then really dogged Allie! Muzzle that B–h!!”