Halloween’s on a Monday this year, which means it’s very likely you’re going to be tremendously partied out by the actual day-of, and very sick of costumes. And again, it will be a Monday, meaning it’s going to have a certain level of suck automatically baked in.
So if you’re going to be spending actual Halloween sitting quietly in a room nursing a hangover from either the whole weekend or just the start of a work week, have we got the hashtag for you: #FunThingsToDoAloneOnHalloween. It hit Twitter Friday morning, and it’s the Halloween hashtag we deserve, if not the one we need.
The scariest thing imaginable.
Only because this is a hypnotic GIF and a very excellent dance to do, especially by yourself.
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Hey, we had to look at this, so now you do, too.
Probably what we’ll actually be doing.
Not necessarily Halloween-specific!
This is a very good way to teach children about the true nature of life.
Far too scary.
Again, not necessarily Halloween-specific!
Is this a euphemism or something?
Always a good choice.
Sure, why not?
Annnnnnnd there’s the One Direction fan.
Sigh … yeah.