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Louis C.K. Makes a Case for Hillary Clinton: ‘We Need a Tough B—h Mother Who Nobody Likes’

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Louis C.K. is definitely with her.

As Election Day draws near, the comedian appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brien to explain why he’s proudly casting his vote for Hillary Clinton.

“It’s not a lesser of two of evils,” the 49-year-old funnyman said. “I think she’s great.”

Louis C.K. said that he would pick the Democratic nominee over any opponent, calling Clinton talented and “super smart.”

And the way he sees it, Clinton would be a better caretaker for the country than any president who came before her.

“It’s not about the first woman, it’s about the first mom,” Louis C.K. said. “A mother just does it, she feeds you and teaches you, she protects you, she takes care of s—. We’ve had 240 years of fathers … and fathers are okay, a great father can give a kid 40 percent of his needs, tops. Any mother, just a s— mother, just a not-even-trying mother? Two-hundred percent.”

The comedian also said that a Donald Trump presidency would mean four years “of a guy who can’t be criticized,” which wouldn’t fly with Louis C.K. “What’s more important about a president than you can s— all over them? That’s what presidents are for,” he said. “That’s the point of the president, is to get drunk and blame them for everything.”

And he thinks Clinton is more than ready for the job.

 

“We’ve been hazing her, we’ve been holding her down and spitting in her mouth and yelling at her, and she just keeps working!”

Louis C.K. said he’s not concerned with getting someone in the White House who is “likable and cool.”

“We need just a tough bitch mother who nobody likes and just does s—,” he concluded. “If you vote for Hillary, you’re a grown-up. If you vote for Trump, you’re a sucker. If you don’t vote for anybody, you’re an a——.”