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These geeks use e-mail, wear glasses and have ridiculously high SAT scores
By Helin Jung
Posted on September 6, 2011 at 10:00pm EDT
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Einstein? Like, whatever. Zoey was working out quantum theory in the womb, okay?
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All Squats has to do is hold the highlighter and stare really hard to remember the answers. Having a photographic memory has its upsides.
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The dishes are done. Now all that is left is to figure out how to hack through the encrypted code and retrieve the key to world domination.
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And why, might we ask, are you interrupting the good Professor in the middle of his nightly critique of Tolstoy?
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See, this is the passage in the book of Deuteronomy that Buster helped transcribe.
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Nothing but paperwork. Frankie, frankly, is a workaholic, but she hasn’t yet admitted it to herself.
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Dewey loves books. It was no coincidence that he helped construct the Dewey decimal system.
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Sugar’s owner only thought the cat was fetching incoming faxes. What she didn’t know: Sugar was really sending out coded messages to protect Earth from a hostile takeover by an alien planet.
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After reading the international news headlines, Cooper does a little mental detox with the funnies.
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Daisy graduates summa cum laude from Puppy School with a degree in handshakes.
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Airzona Buddie was never at the top of his class, but for some reason, the kids at school always called him a big nerd.
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Zeak was shocked at what he was seeing on ChatRoulette.
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Taken just before Riley’s first Star Wars convention. He was a little nervous.
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Joanie! I need you to get me some coffee so I can finish this PowerPoint for tomorrow’s presentation!
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At the risk of being called Four Eyes, Mollie gave in and got herself a pair of glasses.
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Can you believe it? The neighbors won the lottery!
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Playing World of Warcraft all through the night makes mornings rough for Trevor.