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The Government Shutdown, as Told by Pets

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If President Barack Obama was sitting next to us, we’d ask him to explain the government shutdown, why it happened and when it’s going to be over.

But he’s kind of busy right now, so we asked our pets to tell us what’s going down in Paw-shington, D.C., instead.

Furlough: an impossibly furry animal, including but not limited to cats, dogs, rabbits and specific breeds of owls.

Filibuster: The full name of Andy’s dog in Toy Story

GOP: Grand Old Puppy

And the GOP controls the Mouse of Representatives

Claw enforcement: Just one of the many (re: MANY) agencies affected by the shutdown

Obamacare: How Obama shows Sunny and Bo how much he cares