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Photographic evidence of what you’d always suspected: Animals are beating you at life
By Helin Jung
Posted on April 6, 2010 at 4:55pm EDT
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Oh, no he did not. This dog did not just get a blowout and a manicure.
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If this dog were a celebrity, he would be Justin Bieber.
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His owner says Beara loves Chardonnay. Does he smoke cigarettes, too?
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Not only does he have a no-nonsense attitude, he makes needlepoint cushions.
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Well, first, his name is Romance. Second, just look at him.
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Boone manages to find room for himself anywhere he goes.
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You can never leave. Ever. Again.
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Why didn’t they just name him His Majesty King Furnando Fernandez?
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When they know how to sort files, what hope have you left in life?
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He hadn’t yet learned to speak, but he was a genius communicator.
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Bean is about to embark on the first flight ever piloted by a dog.
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He’s only acting like he’s been caught. You know he’s about to walk away with that ginger ale in a hot second.
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Did they get to pick the flavor, too?
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Ever wonder how those long-distance calls to Moscow ended up on your phone bill?
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She gives a side eye so strong, you can see it from behind her doggles.
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The Chihuahua had the ATV commissioned to handle the rough terrain of her lawn.
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Gimme some sugar, baby.
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Where’s my dinner, peasant? Stop looking at me like that and get me my roast duck.
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Denver knew how to celebrate the way a manly pug should: With a cigar.
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Hey girls, I can’t see the stage – can I get a boost?
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She’s a ruff rider, only wants to be on the road, free, with the wind blowing through her fur.
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If she didn’t get her 4 o’clock lollipop and Oprah fix, Cindy was zero fun to be around.
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Now where was that mascara? Teddy knows it’s in this darn purse somewhere.
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Yes? Can we help you?
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Joy ride? How about joy LIFE? This is how Duke lives it!
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Don’t worry, dude. Buttons has babysitting covered.
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This adorable feline knew how to win even before he was out of the womb.