Doesn’t it look like Adam Driver?
You know, Adam Driver, from Girls? He played the guy who was into woodworking, I think?
Tall guy? Deep voice? Big ears?
You know, Adam Driver, from that not-very-good movie with Tina Fey and Jason Bateman, This Is Where I Leave You? He was pretty good in that, right?
You don’t remember Adam Driver from This Is Where I Leave You?
What about Star Wars: The Force Awakens? Adam Driver was in that, too. He was this bad guy, Kylo Ren? Looked a lot like Darth Vader? Threw like, two temper tantrums during his twenty-some minutes of screen time? Has a parody Twitter account named after him?
Anyway, this cat, Corey I guess its name is? People think it looks like Adam Driver.
Oh, someone adopted him. That’s cool. (The cat, not Adam Driver.)