Nate Jones
April 13, 2014 02:00 PM

In HBO’s Game of Thrones, each major family takes the character of its house sigil. The proud Lannisters are lions, the hardy Starks are wolves and the squirmy Greyjoys are squids. And yet, no house in Westeros has yet claimed the noble goat as its symbol – and as the above video proves – that’s a major oversight.

So let’s rectify this by imagining what every major house’s words would be were they to do the right thing and change their sigil to a goat:

House Stark: Goats Are Coming

House Lannister: Hear Me Bleat!

House Targaryen: Hooves and Horns

House Baratheon: Ours Is the Furry

House Tully: Nannies, Billies, Honor

House Tyrell: Goating Strong

House Martell: Unbowed, Unbent, Unhousebroken

House Greyjoy: We Are Not Sows

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