Nude selfies and regrettable tattoos? Check.
“Never have I ever taken a nude selfie,” prompted host Ellen DeGeneres.
And while Schumer quickly copped to taking a racy photo, Hawn wasn’t sure if her photo counted.
“Wait a minute, Kurt [Russell] took it,” she explained. “I was being funny. It wasn’t like that sexy, weird picture. I was pretending I was a strong man.”
When asked about any regretful tattoos, Schumer not only turned her paddle to “I have” but she also placed it on her lower back. “I should put it where it is,” she said.
So who got caught by the police having sex?
“I swear to god this sounds terrible but that was Kurt too,” said Hawn laughing.
And Russell proved to be a regular source of trouble for Hawn. Later in the interview, Schumer recalled meeting the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 actor for the first — and second — time.
“So Kurt opens the door, and it’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen. He says, ‘Amy, it is so meaningful to meet you. I love Goldie so much and you’re so important to her,’ ” she says of going to the couple’s home for dinner. “I’m looking at him just thinking, ‘We sat next to each other through the whole Golden Globes. Umm…’ I mean, just the warmest greeting! And again, today I posted a video of us all over drinking and dancing — and what did he ask you?”
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