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THE SWEETIE WHO WILL TAKE YOU TO SEE THE PRETTIEST FALL FOLIAGE
Tom Hansen of (500) Days of Summer is the ultimate hopeless romantic, demonstrated by his employment in the most rom-comiest of rom-com jobs ever: greeting card writer. He's also been known to enjoy quiet time on a park bench soaking in the cityscape. Tom is definitely going to be down for a romantic day of seeking out the gorgeous colors of fall in order to appreciate the beauty that many people overlook. And as we know from the final scene in Summer, this lovesick cutie is all about Autumn.
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THE BOYFRIEND WHO WON'T JUDGE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE ADDICTION
As a time-traveling hitman employed by a crime syndicate, Looper's Joe really isn't in a position to judge anyone. Yes, we know, getting involved with him might mean tweaking your moral standards a bit, but hey, it's JGL! Plus his time-twisting abilities mean he can get his hands on fall-flavored lattes any day of the year, so the relationship is definitely worth it. Also, this JGL grows up to be Bruce Willis, so extra points if you're into that.
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THE GUY WHO WILL GO INTO EARLY HIBERNATION WITH YOU
Jon Martello cares about a few simple things when we first meet him in Don Jon: his body, home, car, family, church, friends and of course, porn. But once he learns to get lost in the affection of another person, he is all about long sessions of physical and emotional intimacy. When cozy season starts he'll never want to leave your arms, or the bedroom, making him the perfect boyfriend if you love to stay in to both "Netflix and chill" and Netflix and chill.
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THE ONE WHO WILL COMFORT YOU MID HORROR MOVIE MARATHON
Real-life daredevil Philippe Petit, whose high-wire stunts are depicted in The Walk, isn't afraid of anything. A Halloween horror movie marathon will fulfill his appetite for adrenaline and love of showmanship while giving you the perfect excuse to cuddle up close. And that French accent? Swoon.
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THE BOY WHO THINKS YOU LOOK GREAT IN FRUMPY SWEATERS
When Cameron James of 10 Things I Hate About You is into a girl, he's really into that girl. So obsessed in fact that he will orchestrate elaborate plots to get around parental dating rules, pretend to know French and even take a prom punch. Tenderhearted Cameron loves you for you, and thinks you're beautiful no matter what you wear. So when a chilly fall day calls for that comfy yet tragically dowdy sweater your grandma gave you for Christmas 10 years ago, rock it with pride. Your JGL boy will be just as stunned by you as ever.
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THE BAE WHO WANTS TO COOK THANKSGIVING DINNER TOGETHER
In 50/50, Adam Lerner's experience with cancer brings him closer to his best friend Kyle (Seth Rogen) and his struggling parents. Thanksgiving will be a big day for the introverted survivor and he'll want to be surrounded by his loved ones, including you. So get ready to break out your apron and oven mitts – it's time for some kitchen bonding together.
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THE GUY WHO WILL DO A COUPLE'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME
When John Blake reveals his real first name, Robin, in The Dark Knight Rises, it's clear the former cop will develop an affinity for latex, capes and ineffectual masks. This master of disguise will definitely be into a couple's costume come Halloween time. He's also eager to put smiles on kids' faces, so delighting trick-or-treaters with a clever collaboration is a must. And when choosing your dream JGL, don't forget that John has the major imaginary boyfriend bonus of access to the Batcave.