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A Valentine's Day Tribute to Hollywood's Unsung Hunks

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What celebrity would be your dream date on Valentine’s Day? Brad Pitt? Channing Tatum? Typical!

When it comes to picking a main squeeze from the ranks of Hollywood’s hottest men, I prefer some of the more unconventional choices.

Sure, Ryan Gosling and Chris Hemsworth have smoldering six packs and handsome faces, but they lack the depth and unusual charisma of my carefully chosen paramours below. These actors light up the screen with riskier, grittier roles and capture hearts not with muscle, but with mysterious allure.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my harem of overlooked hunks. This list is all about celebrating your special je ne sais quoi.

Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody
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I’d let King Kong carry me anywhere – if it meant you’d rescue me.

Adam Driver

Adam Driver
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Girls gives you a questionable rep, but you’re just my kind of bad boy.

Crispin Glover

Crispin Glover
Gareth Cattermole/Getty
Aw rats, Willard! I’m smitten.

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi
Eric Charbonneau/Invision/AP
When ruling over Boardwalk Empire gets old, you can reign over my heart instead.

Vincent Kartheiser

Vincent Kartheiser
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This mad man = one happy gal.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch
Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP
People say you look like an otter, and that’s just adorable.

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Jay Baruchel

Jay Baruchel
Munawar Hosain/Getty
You’ve trained a dragon, but can you harness my love?

Michael Shannon

Michael Shannon
Victoria Will/Invision/AP
There is no Superman, only Zod!

Louis C.K.

Louis C.K.
Steve Sands/Getty
Funny man? Check! Family man? Check! Looks like everything checks out with you.

Sean Penn

Sean Penn
Carolyn Kaster/AP
Aloha, Charlize. And sorry, ’cause I loved Spicoli first.

Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken
Vera Anderson/Getty
You’re my everything of choice.

Luis Guzmén

Luis Guzmamp#233;n
Steve Granitz/WireImage
If you were mine, Every night would be a Boogie Night.

Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe
Victoria Will/Invision/AP
I had a dream you were my boyfriend once. Best. Dream. Ever.

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