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Paging Beyoncé: Jane Fonda – circa 1968 – wants her getup back. The pop singer channels Barbarella, the sci-fi queen, in this black, ruched number. But those ankle boots – and, worse, that lazy bouffant – prove the only battle the singer should be fighting is with her stylist.
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4. EVA MENDES
"I don't usually do updos," Eva Mendes told PEOPLE about her hair choice for the Costume Institute Gala she attended. And while playing it safe doesn't always pay off, this time Mendes should have stuck with what she knew. Plus, that high-collared dress is too costume-like for comfort. You're a guest at the ball, Eva, not an exhibit!
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3. EVA LONGORIA
Sure, Eva Longoria's pre-Thanksgiving appearance on Good Morning America found the Desperate Housewives star heading to the kitchen for a food-related segment. And while the holiday spirit is admirable, dressing like a pilgrim just isn't.
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2. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Can you guess what Keira was thinking with this ensemble? Perhaps she desperately craved a sundress but instead she only had a gauzy, patterned skirt, which she then hiked up to her chest and fastened with a hefty, vintage belt in lieu of a bra. That kind of bondage pains us just to see.
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1. MISCHA BARTON
Mischa Barton is nothing if not a courageous dresser, but there is simply nothing brave about these bowtie "diaper shorts" that the former O.C. star paired with a jagged, cut men's undershirt and accented with her jutting hip-bones.