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WHEN HE EPITOMIZED THE TERM 'BEACH BABE'
We suddenly have the urge to learn how to surf — preferably from a sexy, toned teacher named Scott Eastwood.
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WHEN HE CHANNELED HIS FATHER'S ICONIC CHARACTER
Making the cowboy look mainstream again is now our most pressing cause.
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WHEN HE WAS READY FOR BATTLE
Which is always. As you'll notice, Eastwood's hands are usually clenched into fists, which we like to think is his way of being prepped to defend our honor at a moment's notice.
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(SERIOUSLY, DON'T MESS)
Our IRL cowboy's go-to stance would be intimidating if it weren't the absolute cutest.
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WHEN HIS EYES PENETRATED OUR SOULS
He's mastered the brooding gaze – soulful, squinty and impassioned, with just a touch of confused.
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WHEN HE PROVED HIS SELFIE PROWESS
Yes, the boy can brood, but he can also get goofy – as evidenced at the premiere of The Longest Ride with costar Britt Robertson, whom we'd hate if she weren't so adorable.
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WHEN HE ROCKED SUNGLASSES LIKE THE REBEL THAT HE IS
No one's made aviators look this hot since…well, ever.
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WHEN HIS HALF-SMILE MADE US BELIEVE IN ANGELS
Did it hurt, Scott? Falling from heaven?
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WHEN HE BEFRIENDED THESE PUPPIES
Looking at this picture is the only time we were ever compelled to say, "We literally can't even." I know – awful, but love makes you do crazy things.
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WHEN HE GAVE THE PERFECT PIGGYBACK RIDE
If given the opportunity to hop on his back for a piggyback ride, we would never hop off – that would truly be The Longest Ride.
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WHEN HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT
"You've got to get your Vitamin D," Eastwood told PEOPLE, jokingly explaining a series of shirtless photos of him. WE AGREE, SCOTT. WE AGREE.
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THE "CAN'T YOU JUST LIGHT A CANDLE IF YOU LIKE PUMPKIN SO MUCH?"
Oh, you already have lit a pumpkin spice candle? And sprayed yourself with pumpkin spice body spray? And are rocking a pumpkin face mask and pumpkin-patterned socks while drinking a pumpkin spice latte and eating pumpkin spice cookies? Our mistake, then.
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