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"I'm clearly not ugly."
– Megan Fox, acknowledging her good looks, to Entertainment Weekly
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"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just kind of keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, 'Hey, sit down and shut up,' but that's a worthless, easy path. That's a quitter's way out."
– Sarah Palin, quitting her post as governor of Alaska
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"It's for God and for the gays."
– Lady Gaga, dedicating her VMA to her biggest supporters
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"That was pretty impressive, wasn't it? I got the sucker."
– President Barack Obama, touting his executive skills after killing a pesky fly during a TV interview with CNBC
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"We're the most famous people in the world."
– Spencer Pratt, talking about himself and wife Heidi while on the jungle reality series I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
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"No more emo quotes and fake news with Demi. Yah, I'm done with all that."
– Twitter quitter Miley Cyrus, on what she left behind, in a YouTube rap
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"I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay."
– Adam Lambert, finally breaking his Idol silence to Rolling Stone following the season finale
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"Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you."
– Oprah Winfrey, giving it straight to the class of 2009 during her commencement address at Duke University
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"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage ... I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there."
– Former Miss California Carrie Prejean, offending Miss USA judge Perez Hilton
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"I'm so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who's the other one?"
– Kate Winslet, momentarily forgetting fellow nominee Angelina Jolie while accepting the Golden Globe for best actress
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"He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."
– True Blood's Stephen Moyer, baring his fangs on the subject of Twilight's hottest vampire Edward Cullen, to Marie Claire
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"I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
– Zombieland's Woody Harrelson, explaining that he was still in character when he clashed with a photographer, in a statement
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"You were stripping ... Prostitution whore ... engaged 19 times!"
– The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice, during her dinner party tirade on Danielle Staub's mysterious past
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"It's been a long strange trip since my days at Bayside."
– Mark-Paul Gosselaar, having a Zack attack on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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"Shut the f– up, Bruce!"
– Christian Bale, delivering one of 36 F-bombs to the crew member who walked in on his shot during the filming of Terminator Salvation
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"Is your arm sore from handing out and taking back roses?"
– Jimmy Kimmel, teasing Bachelor star Jason Mesnick about his shocking switch-a-roo, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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"Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man's disease ... like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini."
– Jeremy Piven, joking about his controversial illness, on The Late Show with David Letterman
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"I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me."
– David Letterman, facing the music following his admission of having had office affairs
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