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"Fast forward years later, I see these billboards of Anderson, looking buff, veins showing, muscles, like this strapping stallion."
– Lisa Ling, on how longtime friend Anderson Cooper has changed since they first met 18 years ago, on his talk show
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"This is mommy when she was 21. This is what not to do. Learn from it."
– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on how she'll explain her Jersey Shore antics to her son Lorenzo, on the Late Show with David Letterman
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"Let the baby making begin."
– Carrie Ann Inaba, who fell off her chair following Gilles Marini's sexy dance number on DWTS
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"I typed Wendy's and my zip code and then I got some nuggets. He got a wife the exact same way."
– Comedian Aziz Ansari, on how his friend found a wife through Internet dating, on Conan
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"I have two pumpkins ... that's all I care about."
– Dolly Parton, referring to her legendary bosom when asked about her Halloween preparations, to TMZ
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