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Volume overload alert: Oscar presenter Penelope Cruz's 1960s-style bouffant hairstyle overwhelms her small features.
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As usual, Best Actor nominee Johnny Depp (for Finding Neverland) looks like he's in costume with his vintage-style suit, complete with spats. His scraggly locks only make his less-than-dapper appearance worse.
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Melanie Griffith (who's sporting a cane due to a broken foot) is caught in a time warp in an overly fussy dress that looks like it came straight out of the 1980s.
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From his shocking pink shirt to his barely-there bowtie and duster-length tuxedo jacket, presenter Robin Williams is a study in egregious fashion mistakes.
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It's time to lighten up: Drew Barrymore's auburn hair looks unnaturally dark for her peaches-and-cream complexion.
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From his piled-high hair (Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons, anyone?) to his blindingly multi-patterned suit, Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz – whose "Accidentally in Love" from Shrek 2 was a Best Song nominee – is a scary psychedelic vision.