It’s that time of year again! As most of us launch into a last-minute search for the perfect Mother’s Day present, we can’t help but take a peek at the luxe and impractical items the Kardashian-Jenner clan and Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand, Goop, famously recommend every year. You know, for inspiration.
Do they boast pretty options? We’d be offended if there weren’t. Are they financially responsible? Yes – but only if your first name starts with a K.
Most Random Gift
Kardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Woodlot Palo Santo Bundle ($12)
Goop Gift Guide: Ernest Hemingway Elephant Set Coffee Table Book ($349)
Who wins? Kardashian-Jenners! Mostly because mom has every intention of keeping Cindy Crawford’s Becoming front-and-center in her dining room.
Most Practical Gift
Kardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: XO Mom Card ($5)
Goop Gift Guide: Travel Adaptor with USB Ports ($28)
Who wins? Goop! Something tells us ordering a travel adaptor for our globe-trotting mom is more worthwhile than shopping online for a card.
Most WTF Gift
Kardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Hermés Champagne Bucket ($4,200)
Goop Gift Guide: Walters Faith 18K Rose Gold Necklace ($3,250)
Who wins? Kardashian-Jenners! Pretty sure mom would go on an epic shopping spree with that kind of dough.
The “When Would Mom Ever Use This?” Gift
Kardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: AVF Acrylic Candy Bowl ($425)
Goop Gift Guide: Fossil Q Touchscreen Smartwatch ($295)
Who wins? Goop! Has she even owned a watch since buying her first iPhone?
The Gift Mom Would Appreciate the Most
Kardashian-Jenner Gift Guide: Nordstrom’s CozyChic Robe ($99)
Goop Gift Guide: Bump All in One Wall Charger ($65)
Who wins? Goop! A wall charger and portable backup power bank in one. Genius.
Who Comes Out on Top?
Goop! Was that even a surprise?