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1. USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW OFF YOUR ... BRAND
Two birds one stone, right? The supermodel not only shows off her cheeky side, but gives fan a peek at a monogrammed thong from her Heidi Klum Intimates collection.
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2. WHEN IN DOUBT, WEAR A SWIMSUIT
You know how the saying goes: When in Cannes ... do as Klum did in 2000 and rock a figure-flattering swimsuit for a #flawless photo op.
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3. REMEMBER: BUTTS REALLY DO #BREAKTHEINTERNET
Even if it is just a Halloween illusion.
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4. GOING PANTLESS IS A WAY OF LIFE
"Dear Santa, please bring me some pants as I seem to have misplaced mine," Klum writes. As you were.
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5. SHOW THE WORLD HOW WELL YOU GET THEM
Because we all stand around half-naked (on our tippy-toes, no less) when contemplating what to wear. This is a scientific fact.
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6. BEND IT LIKE KLUM
Looking for a crazy-flattering pose? "Arch your back, girls," the Project Runway host writes on Instagram. (BRB, getting our notepads out.)
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7. CHOOSE ONE ASSET TO DISPLAY
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8. REMEMBER: BALANCE IS KEY
Klum's Insta is equal parts sexy and cute, which means more double-taps.
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9. FIND AN UNSUSPECTING BACKDROP
Who knew beachside boulders could amp up the sexy? (Aside from Klum, obvs.)
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10. NEVER LOSE EYE CONTACT
No matter how many people are fawning over your super-glamorous self at the moment.
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11. FANCY PHOTOSHOOTS AREN'T ALWAYS REQUIRED
All Klum needs is her phone and some spare time to sunbathe naked. (Check and check!)
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