This bottle’s seen a lot of things.
Can you imagine the tales that a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky would tell if it could talk? It would probably scream.
Or maybe it would say, “Hey guy, put your baby down before you take a shot of me.”
Also, congrats to the happy couple. Here’s to an illness-free honeymoon. (Did anyone else feel anxiety about germs on the bottle while watching that video?)