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American Idol judge Paula Abdul should have had someone else weigh in on her choice of dresses, which looks like so many handkerchiefs sewn together around a too-tight bodice.
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A great fit is everything, which Virginia Madsen (a best supporting movie actress nominee for Sideways) proves by wearing a gown without enough bust or tummy support.
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The flapper look is past its prime, but Closer's Natalie Portman tried it anyway. Unfortunately, the 1920s-inspired gown that the best supporting actress winner chose also hides her petite figure.
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Globes presenter Diane Keaton sticks with her signature (but unflattering) menswear-inspired jacket, worn over a floor-length tulle skirt that does nothing for her figure.
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CSI: NY star and Globes presenter Melina Kanakaredes shows too much skin in her cutout silver gown.
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LISA MARIE PRESLEY
Talk about fabric overload: Globes presenter Lisa Marie Presley takes a wrong turn in a goth-style get-up complete with a giant diamond-shaped accent and floor-length cape.