‘Tis the season to be … oh.
Children-drawn pictures of classic, wholesome Christmas scenes, like Santa leaving presents under an ornamented tree, can be … unintentionally crude.
A reader of parenting blog The Unmumsy Mum shared a picture of her kid’s drawing, in which Santa is depicted with what appears to be extra large, extra red genitalia. “School wants to know if I would like to pay 16 for a pack of cards and gift tags,” the mother Elletia Thomas captioned the photo. “Nothing says ‘Merry Christmas’ like Santa’s giant red c–––, I suppose.”
The post inspired countless of other moms to share the unintentionally scandalous art projects their children have created.
So, next time you’re sipping a peppermint mocha latte, humming along to “Jingle Bells” or a combination of the two, think of this picture, which you cannot un-see. We are currently reaching out to officials at the North Pole for comment.