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"There comes a time in every man's life when you gotta take a good, cold hard look at what you want to do, and I want to give this acting thing up. I'm Pope material."
– Bruce Willis, pondering a career change after news of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation from the Roman Catholic Church, on the Late Show with David Letterman
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"This is how I always look at you."
– Ellen DeGeneres, in response
"Can I have a translator?"
– The Modern Family star, throwing in the towel
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"After the show ends every night, I don't want to do anything but sit at home and watch reruns of The Golden Girls."
– Scarlett Johansson, on how she unwinds after performing in the Broadway production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, to Broadway.com
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