Those able to morph human bodies might be interested to know that if you took the face of Catherine Zeta-Jones, the tush of Jennifer Lopez and the gams of “Posh Spice” Victoria Beckham, then you’d end up with the perfect female body, at least according to a poll conducted by Britain’s Celebrity Bodies magazine. In the male division, singer Robbie Williams took double honors (for face and rump), Russell Crowe was cited for his arms, soccer star David Beckham obviously has great legs, while Brad Pitt has the best hair. (Brad’s wife, Jennifer Aniston, also has best hair, female division, so just imagine what fine hair their babies will have.) “Today’s superheroes are the superstars with the best bodies — and we can’t get enough of them,” Celebrity Bodies co-editors, Alison Hall and Olivia Howard, said in a statement. Well, now we know.