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There's $20 million in hairdos down here and it all has confetti in it. This is not a Head & Shoulders commercial, everybody.
–Luke Bryan, after The Band Perry's explosive performance ending
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Blake: Last year to get some [marijuana], you had to go to an official marijuana dispensary.
Luke: Or as we call it, Eric Church's dressing room.
–The guys getting in a jab at their fellow country star
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A year ago, same-sex marriage just meant once you got married, you had the same sex over and over and over again.
–Blake, avoiding getting too political on the topic (while wife Miranda Lambert seemed less than amused)
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How the hell are you supposed to get lucky in that thing? I couldn't even breathe!
– Luke, after the guys dressed up as Daft Punk to introduce a performancea