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"I had 20 years to show off my abs. Those days are over."
– Dancing with the Stars' season 11 contestant David Hasselhoff, on his plan to keep his shirt on in the ballroom, to PEOPLE
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"He's never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments."
– January Jones, shutting down her rumored boyfriend Jason Sudeikis after he revealed a little too much about their relationship, to PEOPLE
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"I'm just using 'Conan' and dropping the 'O'Brien' because I want to get away from the whole Irish thing."
– Conan O'Brien, after revealing the eponymous title of his new TBS show via YouTube, in a press release
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"Excited, uptight, supportive and horny – kind of."
– Due Date's Robert Downey Jr., recalling his anticipation before the birth of his son 17 years ago, to PEOPLE
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"Listen, I'm not afraid of anything. I'm Colombian."
– Modern Family's Sofia Vergara, showing no fear in fulfilling a pledge to streak down Sunset Boulevard if her show won the Emmy for outstanding comedy (which it did!), to Access Hollywood
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"In my fantasy world…I would wear just headdresses and run around in body paint and a glitter diaper."
– Ke$ha, sharing her dream wardrobe, to MTV
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