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"Pam Anderson, she's a little top-heavy."
– Olympic speedskater and former Dancing with the Stars winner Apolo Anton Ohno, sizing up the latest contestants of DWTS, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
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"He loves the hairy legs, and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go."
– Oscar nominee Mo'Nique, on husband Sidney Hicks embracing her decision to not shave, on the Barbara Walters's pre-Oscar interview special
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"This is what 7 lbs., 11oz. of California dynomite looks like!"
– Jim Carrey, Tweeting about the birth of his new grandson, Jackson Riley Santana
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"I don't think an Emmy or an Oscar is significant enough for them. I think they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize…If we get into some mix up with Iran do you want to send Obama in or 'The Situation'?"
– Dax Shepard, expressing his admiration for the cast of The Jersey Shore on Lopez Tonight
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"Do you dabble in music 'cause you were worried you weren't going to get laid enough?"
– Jon Stewart, questioning [CELEBRITY_LINK" "" "" "0" ] foray into music, on The Daily Show
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"After about seven times of hanging up on Akon...he said 'I want you to come to Atlanta, you remind me of me, a little darker but you still remind me of me and I want to sign you.'"
– T-Pain, recalling the shock of receiving his music break after he'd just picked up a job application at McDonald's, on Lopez Tonight
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"I'm sure if he could breast-feed, he would have."
– Catherine Zeta-Jones, illustrating husband Michael Douglas's involvement in raising their two children Dylan, 9, and Carys, 6, to Vanity Fair
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"You got Bieber fever…By the way, your life is not going to get any better than this right now. This is it."
– Jimmy Kimmel, to the 3-year-old YouTube sensation known as after she met her heartthrob, Justin Bieber, on Kimmel's late show
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