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"All it took was the complete box set of Richard Simmons' workout plan."
– Bradley Cooper, on his action-star abs for his new film The A-Team, to PEOPLE
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"Very little nudity. Just a little."
– Betty White, revealing details of her Saturday Night Live hosting debut, on the Today show
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"My mom's a secret Rastafarian so [she plays] Bob Marley around the house."
– Jenna Bush, outing former First Lady Laura Bush on The Oprah Winfrey Show
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"The Jonas Brothers are here…Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you: predator drones."
– President Barack Obama, calling out the tween heartthrobs at the White House Correspondents' dinner
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"Right when you think you've made it, you get knocked down."
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, on the misspelling of her last name on her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, as reported by the Associated Press
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"Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder."
– Courtney Love, revealing why she's good in bed, on the Fuse TV show On the Record
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