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THEY WEAR NOTHING BUT THE FINEST FASHIONS
And by the "finest fashions" we mean Rob Kardashian's sock line, Arthur George. The proud father posted this photo of his new baby girl Dream all dressed up for the holidays. Lying in a red container decorated with Santa’s belt, the littlest Kardashian was dressed in an all-white ensemble accessorized with a clutch pompom headband. Mariah Carey, watch out: There's a new queen of Christmas in town.
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THEY'RE SOCIAL MEDIA CELEBS FROM THE MOMENT THEY'RE BORN
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DID WE MENTION THAT DREAM HAS HER OWN SNAPCHAT FILTER?
At less than 1 week old, she's accomplished more than we ever will.
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THEY RUB ELBOWS WITH CELEBS
In addition to having actual celebrities for parents, the Kardashian kids get to meet all sorts of stars, even if the significance is lost on them because they don't yet understand the concept of fame. Here, Blac's bestie Amber Rose cradles Dream at the hospital.
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THEY HAVE THE COOLEST AUNTS AND UNCLES IN THE WORLD
Khloé Kardashian loves twinning with her niece, Penelope Disick, who at the tender age of 4 is basically a fashion icon.
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THEY GET TO MEET IRL MERMAIDS
North West, 3, and Penelope could not believe their luck at P's 4th birthday party.
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THEY ARE HIGH FASHION AS HELL
Just two days after Dream's birth, Rob Kardashian shared an Instagram shot of a gift his newborn daughter received from aunt Kim Kardashian West and uncle Kanye West: two new pairs of baby Yeezys: a black-and-white speckled pair, and a black pair. Unreal. That's right: at 2-days-old, Dream had two more pairs of Yeezys than most people ever will.
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SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE MODELS IN TRAINING
Kendall, you'd better watch out.
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THEY GET FRONT-ROW SEATS AT FASHION SHOWS
Did we mention that this is highly unusual for the average American toddler?
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THEIR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES ARE ALWAYS ON POINT
Penelope, Reign and Mason had the coolest group costume in all of Calabasas.
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THEY'VE ALL INHERITED A TELEVISION EMPIRE
Though the first season of Rob & Chyna had its finale on Oct. 16, a source previously confirmed to PEOPLE that the couple would have the cameras rolling in the delivery room for Dream's birth. E! confirmed that an hour-long baby special will air on Dec. 18. So Dream is going to have her own television special before most people reach 200 followers on Instagram.
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