“The solution to this lace dress should not involve granny panties,” says Morgan.
“This outfit is brought to you by 10 rolls of painter’s sheeting from aisle 9 at Home Depot,” says Cocks.
“She obviously just escaped a bear attack with her life, if not her dress,” says Morgan.
“I don’t know what this actually is, but I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to it,” says Morgan.
“I call this: If Carrie Bradshaw were a Sister Wife. Sex and the Compound, this fall on HBO,” says Cocks.
“When wearing a tablecloth and no panties, pick a nicer one,” says Cocks.
Fug Girls Heather Cocks (left) and Jessica Morgan
The duo dissect stars’ fashion faux pas on Go Fug Yourself, where the motto is “ugly is the new pretty,” and Twitter followers number 71,000. “It started as a joke,” says Cocks. “We never thought anyone would read it!”