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Uttered Perfection

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“I’ve been fortunate—I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people”

—Pamela ANDERSON

6/30/03

“Being on the other side of a relationship with someone like me must be difficult.”

—Donald TRUMP

5/19/97

“The first time I felt famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in a very loud voice, ‘Girl in stall No. 1, were you in Mystic Pizza?’ I paused and I said, ‘Yeah, that was me.’ ”

—Julia ROBERTS

8/22/99

“I love being an idiot, and acting lets you be an idiot”

—Travis FIMMEL

6/24/02

“I eat airline food, I sleep standing up and I’m putting away a lot of money for a plastic surgeon.”

—Diane SAWYER

8/18/86

“There’s something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now.”

—Angelina JOLIE

7/8/96

“I get letters from women and they say, ‘I love your Roman nose.’ If I weren’t on TV and I walked past the same woman, she’d go, ‘Did you see the beak on that guy?”

—Matt LAUER

5/9/94

“According to my mom, I’m such a big shot that she’s threatening to have her uterus bronzed.”

—Steven SPIELBERG

3/21/94

“Even I don’t look like Cindy Crawford in the morning.”

-Cindy CRAWFORD

1/11/93

“I’m not offended at all, because I know I’m not a dumb blonde. I also know I’m not blonde.”

—Dolly PARTON

7/6/92

“I am tough, ambitious and know exactly what I want. If at makes e a bitch, okay”

MADONNA
3/11/85

“Face it, I didn’t become a star until I took my clothes off”

JUDE LAW
3/26/01

“There is an insane desire to be more controversial and famous than you need to be. Britney [Spears] is a good example of that.”

—Simon C0WELL

12/22/03

“S—- happens, I know. But man, at times I’ve wished s-would go somewhere else for a while.”

—Gloria ESTEFAN

8/12/96

“I was a shy ugly kid who led a big fantasy life. I thought I was an angel sent from heaven, sent to cure polio. When Dr. Salk did it, I was really pissed off.”

—Cher

7/1/85