Fire in the Hole!
Egyptologists believe King Tut spontaneously combusted due to a botched mummification. He had a feeling that Groupon was a bad idea.
Eau de Twins
Mick Jagger’s rep denies Mick hit on 18-year-old Katy Perry, saying she’s “confusing him with someone else.” “Least Plausible Denials” for $1,000, Alex.
Jimmy Fallon gets his ear pierced on his show by Harrison Ford, taking painful interviews to a whole new level.
Pieces of Heaven
At her charity yard sale, Oprah Winfrey sells her old stuff for $600,000. Clearly they are no longer on the list of her favorite things.