Downton Abbey‘s Michelle Dockery will cameo on Family Guy. If only Stewie could realize his dream of becoming Lord Grantham’s footman.
Return to Form
Straight Off the Spice Rack
Mel C and Emma dress in classic Sporty Spice and Baby Spice get-ups for a costume party. Girls, while you’re back in ’94, remember: Buy Apple.
Tie Me Up
Jessica Alba‘s post-baby body secret: a corset. As far as 16th-century beauty regimens go, it beats leeches.
Taylor reportedly pays $17 million in cash for a Rhode Island mansion. One person never ever breaking up with the singer? Her broker.
La Di Da
Diane Keaton giggles about nine-hour tantric sex on Ellen: “The wine isn’t helping.” That’s what he said?
Actor Michael Shannon’s intense reading of a profanity-laced sorority letter turns it from Legally Blonde to Scarface.