Scheer: Boobs had the worst year ever. At the Super Bowl. John Kerry’s daughter, Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid—boob slips. It’s the new celeb downfall. No matter where boobs came out, they got in trouble.
Nice: Even though he was kind of a tone-deaf weirdo, America fell in love with him. He was laughable and lovable all at the same time. He let us know that through self-promotion and lack of talent, you can still capture the hearts of America.
Harris: Poor Liza—just give the gal a break. When your former bodyguard accuses you of forcing him to have sex with you, you’re having a bad year.
Aboud: God had a huge year, but it’s not like he was ever out of favor. Colton: He did serious multitasking—The Passion of the Christ, Joan of Arcadia, Kanye West‘s Jesus Walks. God was bigger than the Beatles.