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Talking Trash with ... Kathy Griffin

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She’s back with the 4th season of her Emmy-winning reality show My Life on the D-List, and as the host of Bravo’s A-List Awards. So what else is new with Kathy Griffin? She recently split from her boyfriend, Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak. But she’s still making fun of the famous: “I talk smack about Oprah,” says Griffin, 47, “but I still watch her show every day.”

ON THE REALITY GRIND: There’s nothing Bravo won’t ask me to do, and like an idiot, I agree to it all. Then I turn on The Hills and there’s Heidi and Spencer saying, “This week on The Hills, we buy a bracelet.” How do I get that gig?

ON HER LOVE LIFE: I’m a crappy girlfriend. I’m a barrel of monkeys in the sack, but I can’t be there for your office party and I can’t cook. I know it’s a shock, but I’m not girly like that.

ON HER SIGNATURE DISH: It’s called Cake Soup. You microwave a piece of chocolate cake, put it in a Cuisinart with a pint of vanilla Häagen-Dazs. Then you eat it and cry a little bit.

ON HOLLYWOOD PARENTS: If I could have David Archuleta’s father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I’d be the biggest star right now. I would rule the world!