Secret crushes. Bathroom dramas. No, it’s not junior high school. Here’s what went down off-camera.
6:30 On the red carpet at L.A.’s Shrine Auditorium, Kirsten Dunst is introduced as “the lovely star of Superman.” “That’s Spider-Man, buddy,” she said.
6:32 Asked if he was nervous about his nomination for best onscreen team in Old School, Luke Wilson responds, “I’m nominated?”
7:20 Eve confesses, “I’m hoping to run into Josh Hartnett. Do you know if he has a girlfriend?” (He does: Ellen Fenster.)
8:47 “I made a fool of myself!” best kiss winner Dunst wails to Kelly Osbourne in the ladies’ room after a speech thanking beau Jake Gyllenhaal for her real-life best kiss.
9:07 Colin Farrell is halted in the greenroom by a security guard who doesn’t recognize him. He laughs it off.
9:39 Seann William Scott, taping the finale with Justin Timberlake, falls off his Segway Human Transporter twice. MTV retapes it with Scott on foot.