NBC (8 p.m. ET)
NBC finally yields to the celebrity circus syndrome in a Big Non-Event that pits an American team (Gabe Kaplan, Kate Jackson, David Soul, etc.) against famous foreigners (Roger Daltrey, Britt Ekland, Marty Feldman) in such trials as darts, pinball and tug-of-war. Don Rickles and Ed McMahon will further inflame the jingoists.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8