Nicolas Cage’s new remake of this 1973 horror movie didn’t screen for critics (never a good sign). Still, it can’t be any worse than the ludicrous original (out on DVD), sometimes inexplicably described as a cult classic. Don’t believe the hype.
1. A grating folk soundtrack snuffs the creepy X-Files vibe.
2. A naked Britt Ekland gyrates against a wall in an unerotic, Showgirls-like routine.
3. Bad guy Christopher Lee (below) later dons a Cher wig and purple tie-dyed sundress. Now that’s frightening.