VH1 (Mondays, 9 p.m. ET)
Tiffany Pollard, christened “New York” by Flavor Flav, was rejected not once but twice on his crazy VH1 hit Flavor of Love. Nursing her heart yet bravely partying on, she now hosts her own Bachelorette-style show stocked with men. In the premiere, talking to a sensitive guy dubbed Romance—he weeps for his dead dog—she has a strange vision of the great outdoors. “I feel that we could [bleeping] plant trees or something,” she tells him. “Are you a [bleeping] earth guy?” It’s dumb, it’s funny.