CBS (Mon., Sept. 28, 8:30 p.m. ET)
Why waste ink? This dumbcom—starring Jason Alexander as a businessman and John Bolger as a hard hat, two brothers who share one apartment and one nagging mom (Anne Jackson)—is simply the most inept, idiotic and unentertaining new show of the season. CBS should be shot. Last season they separated two wonderful Monday shows, Kate & Allie and Newhart, with the wince-worthy My Sister Sam. Now they separate those fine shows with this dreck.