Fish wanna fly; birds wanna swim. It’s a crazy, covetous world we live in. So Phil Donahue keeps making noises about quitting television to run for public office (though after all those years of sprinting up and down the studio aisles with a microphone, Phil is probably better trained for an Olympic relay team). Meanwhile glottal global statesman Henry Kissinger fulfills a secret fantasy by acting as a weatherman on a morning show (see page 100). Now, that was worth tuning in for. It’s so rare on TV that you see someone who is intellectually overqualified for his job.