Ralph Novak
April 29, 1991 12:00 PM

Five nice things to say about Steven Seagal: (1) He has very good posture. (2) His ponytail is neatly trimmed. (3) While his acting repertoire is limited, he does a brow furrow Jeremy Irons would kill for. (4) When doing martial-arts maneuvers, he does not emit chickenlike sounds, as Bruce Lee did. (5)…Maybe there are only four.

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