SARAH PALIN’S SAGA
Pacific Northwest Clan
Republicans from Wasilla, Alaska
“[In Alaska] we had to control predators, such as wolves.”
Old Guys in Control
“Whoever ‘headquarters’ was, they were firmly in charge. And … weren’t going to let me speak my heart and mind.”
There’s a Doll Too!
PALIN IN PLAID
One of several models by herobuilders.com, the “schoolgirl” Palin sells for $35.95.
Abstinence Gone Awry
BRISTOL & LEVI
“We were not giddy-happy that our unwed teenage daughter was pregnant.”
When not talking about her in the press, Palin’s almost-son-in-law took it almost all off for a Playgirl shoot.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA
Vampires from Forks, Wash.
When not in lupine form, the Quileute tribe of La Push, Wash., is ripped.
More than 3,000 years old, “you don’t irritate [them]. Not unless you want to die,” says Edward of the ruling vampire council.
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“Edward had drawn many … lines for our physical relationship … the intent being to keep me alive.”
When not hunting vampires or pining for Bella, the young werewolf spends a lot of screen time in precious little clothing.