“Where can I buy a pair of sweatpants?”
I found 15 butcher shops-11 of them are fairly close to you.
“Who should I date next?”
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
“I’ve got a serious case of the munchies; where’s the closest place I can get some Funyuns, donuts, Chex Mix, brownies and Pop Rocks?”
Here are directions to Woody Harrelson’s house-he lives 7.5 miles from you.
“What’s going on this Friday?”
I can’t find any meetings on your calendar for Friday-or any other day for a very long time.
“How can I keep my clothes from falling off during a fox-trot?”
Let me check that for you … okay … how about a craft store that sells double-sided tape?