’04 is done; you may exhale (Except for Martha, still in jail). There’s been so much, the mind just wearies; Did Boston really win the Series? Britney Spears has married…who? And did your state tilt red or blue? Desperate Housewives on the tube; Janet Jackson‘s errant boob, Got us all in quite a lather. On top of that—so long, Dan Rather! Ken and Barbie hit the skids, While Julia had a brace of kids. So as it goes, let’s hoist a glass And Bonder all that came to pass. The fun’s not over, though, it’s true; On January 1 we start anew.