FAVORITE FAST FOOD
I love McDonald’s. I had the Oreo McFlurry every day for a month. But the caramel sundae is my favorite thing in the world. And those fish sandwiches—amazing!
HE WILL NEVER …
Be like those people who go down in the ocean and feed the sharks. I’ll feed the homeless instead. Let the sharks get food for themselves.
I grew up with cheap refrigerators, so I never knew when the milk was fresh. To this day I will only drink milk the day I buy it and then get rid of it because I’m so frightened that it won’t be good the next day.
SOMEONE WHO MAKES HIM LAUGH
I gotta go with Don Rickles. Whenever I see him on a talk show, his reply to any question is funny. He’s always kind of agitated, and I love that about him.
ALWAYS BRINGS HIS …
Laptop. I have a season of 30 Rock, all my music and Woody Allen movies on it. I am a Mac user. If they had water, I would drink the Mac water! Steve Jobs can eat at my house anytime.
BEST PLACE TO VISIT
I love Madison Square Garden. It’s one of my favorite places in the world. It’s where I saw Run-DMC, Prince and many great Knicks games. I finally got to headline my own show there, and it was just magical.